April 2011
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Who Doesn't Love Smart Blondes?
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The...
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“There are only two ways to live your life:
One is as though nothing is a...”
– Albert Einstein
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Things About My Dad.
I wrote this piece while interning at a magazine when I was seventeen. I stumbled across it the other day:
Things About My Dad
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Greg is 58 years old, has salt-and-paprika hair, and is the manager at McKay’s Market here in Gold Beach. And he’s my dad.
When my parents got married, they sat down and wrote a list of the things they wanted most in life. Mom put things like “Travel often” and...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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“You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else...”
– August Rush
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Abandoned cities. →
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Tips for Being an Evil Overlord :) →
“Have I not reason, bedlams that you are?
Saucy and overbold, how did you...”
– Still memorized two years later!
Lavender
I went home to visit my family for easter this past weekend. In usual action, I forgot my coat. So when I got home I pulled an old coat out of my closet and put it on to take a walk. I was deep in listening to my music when I realized how cold my hands were. I put them in the pockets and my left hand felt something weird. In my pocket was some dried lavender that I picked on a field trip...
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